Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Michael Phelps Smoking Weed! 14-Time Gold Medalist Smoking Weed…

Michael Phelps Smoking Weed! 14-Time Gold Medalist Smoking Weed…

By Jason Episante

Michael Phelps Smoking Weed! 14 -Time Gold Medalist Hit the Bong!

Michael Phelps gets Caught smoking weed. SO WHAT!? Michael Phelps just won 14 Olympic gold medals for this damn country. Probably the most accomplished and only good thing that has happened to USA a long time. Give the boy a break. Let him smoke a little weed. He’s probably deprived since all he does is eat, sh!t and sleep swimming. He deserves to party a little after all the hard work and accomplishments he has put in. He’s a national hero! For anyone out there that can say “I never did nothing bad in my life,” then you may frown upon this boy.Remember, If your hands are dirty, you can’t play with someone else s’ dirt until you wash your hands. So, until your hands are washed, keep your hands in your own dirt!

It was on November 6, weeks after his Beijing triumph, that 23-year-old Phelps surprised students at the University Of South Carolina in Columbia by showing up unannounced at a house party. He was visiting Jordan Matthews, a girl he was secretly seeing who was a student there. A source revealed: “Michael came to visit Jordan but ended up just getting wasted every night.”“Like the night before he was holding court, throwing back shots two at a time and pouring drinks to every cute girl.” YOU F@#!NG RAT LITTLE B!#%H! She probably said all this to the media cause he payed you no attention, while he was getting layed bot much hotter girls. “You See Me? Hi HATER!

I’m sure a bunch of you house Mother’s and Vietnam Vets that have nothing better to do than hate on our society today. But this it what it is. The kid broke tons of records, tons of championships, works hard, and is damn good at his job. But everyone wants to see the king fall. Everyone wants to get something wrong, out of something right. That is the kind of country we live in today. AMERICA, THE LAND OF THE FREE, where everyone s opinion is disrespectful, negative, and so by the book when someone has a flaw. I could just see it, all the people that have nothing to do calling there friends and talking about it while you eat your bon-bons and wait for another episode my “All my Children.” Phewie! Ill spit on you.

Phelps at Beijing

We got Lawrence Taylor smoking crack, Barry Bonds doing steroids, now Michael Phelps smoking weed. In 1986 , Taylor recorded a league-leading 20.5 sacks and became one of just two defensive players to win the NFL’ M.V.P. Also 3 time NFL defensive player of the year (1981, 1982, & 1986). Won a Superbowl in 1986 and the first defensive player in NFL history to be unanimously voted the league’s MVP. And then he sniffs some blow.

Barry Bonds accomplishments place him among the greatest baseball players of all-time. He has a record-setting seven MVP awards, including a record-setting four consecutive MVPs. He holds numerous Major League Baseball records, including the all-time Major League Baseball home run record with 762 and the single-season Major League record for home runs with 73 (2001). And then he shoots himself up with “Roids”.

Now, we got Michael Phelps. 23 - year old, Phelps’s international titles, along with his various world records, have resulted in him being awarded the World Swimmer of the Year Award in 2003, 2004, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and American Swimmer of the Year Award in 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2006, 2007 and 2008. Phelps has won a total of 48 career medals thus far: 40 gold, six silvers and two bronze. And then he smokes weed.

You know what? You could never take those away from them. When you have no dirt on yor hands and you accomplish somehting in your life. Then frown upon these all star athletes, otherwise get on with your day and stop hating.

All these guys are MILLIONAIRES and they like to have some fun. Guess what? I’m a damn MILLIONAIRE too! I smoke all the weed I want. I sit home and make money. For all the haters out there HA! Go back into your mediocre life style while we MILLIONS for smoking a little WEED!

Saturday, January 31, 2009

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Friday, January 30, 2009

4 Easy Steps,"How Can I Earn Money From Home"?The Internet Guru SECRETS. by Jason Episante, your "Home Grown Millionaire"

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Affiliate Programs! Please read all and carefully if you want to earn cash from home!
Affiliate programs are the #1 source of streaming income over the internet. Do you understand what an affiliate program is? Either you do or you don't ill show you step by step. Affiliate programs or "partnerships" are exactly what the mean. You go on other companies websites, fill out an application (most links are at the bottom of page,"affiliate" or "partnerships"), and you sell there items or have other people join their memberships. As you sell their products they usually give you a percentage ranging from 5% to 75%!
Only big major companies such as "Target" or "Wal-mart" only give you such small percentage. But other companies that are independently owned will give you anywhere from 50% to 75%! I'll show you where!
You can find these companies here at Click Bank . Or if you want low percentage payout companies you can go to Link share.com , or Flex Offers. com.(I don't recommend them personally). I would join Click Bank.com for the fact that they have new companies more often and offering such a high rate such as 50% - 75%. Example if you are selling a "Diet Pill" for $100.00 a pop. $75 of that is yours! It's not hard to sell something over the internet. You don't even have to know the guy for crying out loud!
#1. Get web hosting and domain name.I'm going to show you the easiest ways to promote your product, attract volume to your site, and make sales. First you have to decide weather you want to spend a little money or promote for free. Obviously spending a little money to promote the product(s) you have would get more sales and volume. First you must find a host and create a domain name (www.Makemoney.com or whatever you want to name it.). Get web hosting and domain name at STARTLOGIC.com. It's the cheapest, and has the easiest web-site builder. Extremely easy to use, you could build site's under 5 minutes(well I have at least).
#2.Get a product Okay, now you have your web host, domain name, now yow need a products(s). Get your products at ClickBank! I'm telling in all seriousness this is the main program I use. The payout rates are insane. See for yourself (if you want to earn money you need to sell something anyway DUH!). Grab a product from therefrom the there's over hundreds of thousands to choose from. It shouldn't be hard. You just have to choose what you want to sell/promote. The best selling products are usually "Diets, weight loss programs, muscle developments", You know anywhere in the Nutrition field. But that ultimately up to you of what you want to promote/sell.
#3 Get people to your site. The best way is to use AD WORDS,(but it might cost you a little money). The best free way is to use Instant Buzz.com it's FREE DAMN IT! JOIN! (personally recommend). Another great way, is to sign up to blogs and forums. WRITE ARTICLES! Write articles about your product. You could use Blogger, Searchwarp, or WORDPRESS (as we are now). I recommend either they are all , easy, fun, and FREE! All you have to do is write, write, write! The more articles you write the more popular you get, meaning the more people see your product(s) or your website. ARE YOU LOST? IF SO..............
#4 Get someone to do it for you! Her are programs that will do everything for you and watch the money roll in! I mean you'll have to spend a some money but nothing that will compare to the money you will make! MONEY SIPHON SYSTEM is one of them and SEO CODE BREAKER ( I highly recommend both, I am part of both programs.) Trust me I'm a Damn MILLIONAIRE! If your that lazy (like me) I would just join one of these programs, sit back, smoke a fatty, and earn THOUSANDS daily.
Does this sound silly to you? Well if it does GET OUT OF MY FACE! I'm a damn MILLIONAIRE from home and I'm giving you people FREE info on how I made MAD MONEY from home. Personally I do everything have my own site, sell different products writing articles, and have a program do it for me. But, it's up to you on how wealthy you want to get.
Until my next tip,
Sincerely Rich,

Jason Episante your "Home Grown Millionaire"

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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Top Ways to Make Money When It SNOWS! WHY Does Snow Stop People From Doing Anything!? Jason Episante your "Home Grown Millionaire"

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Whats up Ladies and Gents!? Jason Episante you, "Home Grown Millionaire", at 28. I'm at home right now, kinda baked to tell you the truth, but what else is there to do? I'm in my home land New Jersey right now and there's 6 inches of snow out there. I ain't leaving my house for nothing! I'm not even gonna shovel my sidewalk or driveway. You know, I have more than enough money to get a maid and do my chores but for what? I'll just wait for a young kid that willing to shovel (as I used to when I was a child) and throw him a $100 bill. Back when I shoveled we asked for $5 the most. I'm sure we have all been there correct? Your school gets cancelled, all your friends knocking on your door to play, what a great feeling! SCHOOLS OUT! It doesn't get any better than that!

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So my buddies and I would take advantage of the scenario. While most children had snowball fights, played a little tackle football, or made snow angels (if you made snow angels and you were a boy. NOT COOL!Haha ). You know what me and my boys were doing, HUSTLIN'! We went out and shoveled as much snow as we possibly could. We had our town on lock down. By About 7th Grade the streets were mine! Me and my friends were the best shoveler s' in town. I kid you not! Everyone knew about us and they waited till we got there to get the job done. You know the workers that plow your streets, and you expect them to come and clear them? Well that was us (minus the truck, plow, & streets, but you know what I'm saying). People expected us to cleartheir sidewalk and driveways. Why not? We only wanted $5!

It went like this. The team consisted of about 10 of us. Some days more, some days less give or take. We all split up into groups of 2. I usually teamed up with my pal Johnny Murtock (which by the way is still my friend and also filthy rich). And we all separated to certain sections of the town. We would start around 8 am and be done around 3 pm. Just like a regular school day. We took breaks here and there if one of our costumers offered us hot chocolate or something, I mean how could you pass that up? By the end of the day me and my pal Johnny would have over $200, EASY! As other groups would have not even close to what we made. We were always on top. That's 40 houses of satisfied costumers!

My point being just because it snows out, doesn't mean your day is over. It's an opportunity. Opportunity take make DUCKETS (Money)! When I was younger I looked at every situation ," How can I make money off this?" Most of us are adults now and I'm not saying go shovel snow to try and earn a buck. That would be pretty creepy.[ Picture this: "HI MAM I DO YOU NEED YOUR DRIVEWAY SHOVELED?" Mam's response, "YOUR 30 YEARS OLD, WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY OR NEED A FIX?" Hahaha , yeah that would be pretty weird, unless your trying to score some crack rock.] Anyway, what I'm saying is take advantage of "snow/weather". If your going to stay home because of weather conditions, MAKE SOME DAMN MONEY FROM HOME!

I'm making money right now, as it snows, as it rains, as you read this article. Stop making excuses , like "the snow" to stop you from making extra cash orproceeding in life. Take advantage now. See how I became a MILLIONAIRE from home. LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNO, LET IT SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!

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How Can I Get My Homewrok Done Easier and Fatser? Here's a little Gift For You College Kids! Jason Episante Your "Home Grown Millionaire"

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Too Much Home-Work!?

What's up Ladies & Gents! It's me again Jason Episante your "Home Grown Millionaire"! You know sometimes college could be tough for many teenagers of young adults when they cram themselves with so much s@!t last minute. Especially Essays and Term Papers! I personally never liked doing papers so I would have someone else do it for me. So back when I was in school I would trade someone a Dime bag to do my paper. It was usually the same kid. His name was Ahon Nygen. Little Chinese kid that hit the books hard, but loved to smoke marijuana! Ahon had something I needed and I had something he needed. Fair enough, no? Well it got me through school, and Ahon got high for doing something he enjoyed doing.

Anyhow, I came across a couple sites last year that would do the same and help young kids pass school. Back when I was in school they didn't have such luxuries! YOU LUCKY F@#%$! Take advantage of "what" can get done for you, instead of you getting "what" done. This is the way of the internet now people, TAKE ADVANTAGE and have a pro like "Ahon Nygen" do your paper the right way.

I am presenting these items to you college kids so you have some time to make some money! Instead of doing your boring ass paper that will get you no where besides a letter/number grade, have one of these sites do it for you, and get a BETTER grade. Now you have time to do what you want instead of breaking night doing a Paper, while the rest of your friends take shots, smoke a fatty, and play beer pong! Who wants to do essays? College is a time to live it up, get recked and make money at the same time! Look Up one of your topic assignments. And if it's not there (which I'm sure won't happen) then don't purchase it. Then when your getting the paper/essay which took you 5 seconds to get done for you, instead of a long grueling 6-7 hours. Check out what gave me financial freedom, I never even finished college and I'm a dam MILLIONAIRE!

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I'm sure some of you college students would like to finish school and have a degree, but why not make some money while you're doing so? Why not take some time and stress off your back? Don't Listen to your teachers when they threaten you about "plagiarism" . That is 350,675% not true at all . CALL THEIR DAM BLUFF! Listen here, in the end, it doesn't matter how you did it. The only thing that matters is that you got it DONE.

You know, I hate pushing the subject that I'm a MILLIONAIRE from home but dammit I am. I just love shoving the subject into the faces of all the people who said I would never make it in life because I was a lazy bum that liked to get high. Guess what I'm still lazy and get high , but this time around I'm being lazy and getting high in my house in Costa Rica making more money than all my teachers put together that said I'll never be nothing. "ZIIIING! SICK BURN!" (Clerks 2 if your familiar with the movie).

Well here you go Ladies & Gentlemen, another Jason Episante "Home Grown Millionaire" inside tip brought to you to beat the system and make money from home. After you get you paper/ essay done. Take some time off and check out how to get rich with out a degree like I did. "Ahon Nygen" if your out their e-mail me pal! I want you in on this too man!

Have Fun!

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How Can I Learn to Stop Wasting My Dam Money!How To Get Get Rich From Home. Jason Episante "Home Grown MILLIONAIRE"

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Stop Wasting Your Money! I'm Tired of people purchasing things (especially get rich quick schemes) and watching there earnings just spiral down the drain as if it was some kind of natural resource. Hi, It's Jason Episante again your "HOME GROWN MILLIONAIRE"! I'm not here to tell you,"Stop Getting Scammed & Purchase this Program!" or " Scam FREE Program!" BULLS@!T!

You know what? THEY ARE ALL SCAMS! Every single program you look at or purchase they are all scams. But, theres a difference there is scams that work, and scams that do not. It's as simple as that. All the work from home programs ask you for money correct? Some expensive, some not so much. If a program is asking for money it is automatically a scam. If they are offering their program for FREE, then it is not a scam. Believe me, some of these scams work. "I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE DUDE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" (Chris Farley, [Billy Madison] if you're familiar with the flick.)

Scams that are guaranteed simply will give you your money back if you're not satisfied. Trust me, I returned my fair share of scams. I mean what else can you ask for? Programs that work ask you to purchase and simply give you a time frame to return them. It's not that you are buying into there scam. You are buying the scam itself. Do understand what I'm saying!? You purchase there program and show you exactly how they made MILLIONS of dollars and would like to make the same for you. By simply giving them a few bucks or so, it is very possible to make money. I'm living proof!

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The scams that don't work are the programs with no guarantees, say you don't have to do anything the money will just come, and they usually don't give you what they offered. Many times they only give you a small time frame to return the product. When you try and get in touch with them to return it, either there office is closed or out of service. SCAMMED! And Believe me I been around the block! I got scammed left and right my man! But, you live and learn.

I'm writing this article due to the fact that I have been scammed plenty and I do not want to see others go through the same. I maxed plenty of credit cards in my time but, I finally maxed out on the correct scams. NOW I'M A MILLIONAIRE! You know what some people think I'm full of s@!t, some people have been successful through the programs I recommended. I really don't care what people think of me. When they get home to their studio apartment from working their 9 - 5 and microwaving some leftovers for dinner, and I'm in my million dollar home eating fillet minons, after I typed a paragraph article due to board em. We'll see who's full of S@!T!! HATERS! If I get enough hater mail Ill be more than glad to share it with all of my wealthy readers while we smoke a joint and wipe our asses with $100 bills!

Sincerely Rich, Your Friend,

Jason Episante, your "HOME GROWN MILLIONAIRE"

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